Uh-uh.She thinks about this for a moment, mulling over what she's just said. You like shit, clothes and stuff so you can cook and like that, right? A slow shake of his head.GREG Oh, boy.At work. reasons to be pretty was one of the best shows I . / Seriously.STEPH Don't say that, either. "GREG Yeah. When pregnant Carly airs her suspicions about her husband to Greg, he at first tries to stay neutral, then gets trapped by the rules of male loyalty into lying to corroborate Kents alibi. It doesn'tshe's not mad because her best friend had the guts to tell her the truth; she is upset because of the things you've said about her GREG Thing! All Rights Reserved. / You fucker GREG I mean it. (Nods.) I'll leave it under the mat.GREG Super.STEPH And your car, too. Sits down at a table and begins to nibble on a packaged item.GREG keeps his distancecircles around toward a window to have a look out. Said she was pretty and I agreed and that was all. / You you did that to hurt me.STEPH No shit.GREG You don't really feel all that stuff.STEPH No?GREG You couldn't STEPH Really?GREG No. PERFORMANCE FEE: $105 per performance. Act Two of Reasons to Be Pretty brjar i lobbyn p en restaurang. I mean, really. Greg ass entschllegt an ass ganz ze verstoen. It was more of, like, a point of contrastwith you as the good thing.STEPH Huh. Like fucking death.GREG Ya know, you swear a lot when you're mad.STEPH Fuck. / She can God, I was coming to eat some food, you know? Why would you ever say a thing like that about someone and particularly a person you supposedly like. In order to develop his characters . Scene Three Greg and Kent prepare for work-related softball game. I said this. And remember GREG Got it.KENT keep this shit to yourself. This is the year! To me?CARLY She didn't say anything to youit was to me, remember? But I think that I, yeah, I'm sure I did. Care for. [He drops the juice on Lysander's eyelid] When thou wakest, let love forbid. Damn, she's good-looking! She pisses me off.KENT Hey man, don't blame her for this.GREG I don't.KENT Good, because you're the one who said it.GREG I know. Olympians and whoever.KENT Are you out running? . It was nominated for three Tony Awards (Best Play, Best Leading Actress, and Best Leading Actor). If you wanna get fat it is GREG I'm not gonna get fat because I had one of these thingsit's all natural stuff in it. It is the same thing you just said to meI get why you did it like that so you could teach me a lesson, finebut it's the same thing.STEPH It's not.GREG And how's that? Greg's best buddy, Kent, and Kent's wife, Carly, also enter into the picture, and the emotional equation becomes exponentially more complicated. In a nice way. Just go back to the house and climb into bed with you, say "I'm sorry" again if you want me to, but crawl in and have you up against me your back against me and I can feel your heartbeat when we get all quiet like that That's what I want.STEPH Oh. Get your car back yet?GREG Uh-huh. She was gonna just be on the line at one point, that's what she first came in and applied for, but then they had an opening in security and one of these big cheeses out frontthis dumbshit over in human resourcessays he'd like to help her out and suggests an easier job, up near him where she can sit and watch all the video cameras, sign vendors in and out at the doorplus he says, "You make a really great first impression for our company." Image Supplied. (Beat.) If that's all you can do right now, try and dilute the issue at hand by sidetracking us / Or getting us all turned around by GREG I'm just pointing it out / I'm not, I swear I'm not, but you're being all STEPH or, or trying to make me laugh or any of that shit that you usually do, then "fuck you" is what I have to say! We're like fucking buffaloes out here.KENT slips out, a punch to GREG's arm as he goes off.GREG Yeah. / God KENT That's all I'm saying.CARLY Great. I thought you said a "pot. Erkennt och, datt hien einfach drit, an datt hir vier Joer zesummen nie zu enger Bestietnis hunn. STEPH watching his every move. You got me out in right field. she feels. Listen to you KENT I'm just sayin', baby. I mean, wouldn't you?At the mall. reasons to be pretty contains very strong language and adult themes. I'm living with some dude who's a child and thinks that because he works this regular shift he can just be a a infant about the rest of his life.KENT Mommy gimme milk, Mommy He half rises, reaching out for her, pawing her breasts. Save time with smart copy. Fucker! You guys love it when we do crap like this CARLY And what crap is that? (Smiles.) The plot centers on four young working class friends and lovers who become increasingly dissatisfied with their dead-end lives and each other. NEW YORK TIMES REVIEW: "A firestorm of abuse and invective, hot enough to scald the hide off a thick-skinned man, blasts through the opening minutes of "Reasons to Be Pretty," the surprising new play by Neil LaBute that opened Monday night in a . / Don't! You're so angry you're not making any sense!and I just wanna go home. That's OK I'll just walk around for a bit. It's gross. To watch.KENT See, that's how you do it, man. This is it? (Beat.) Si mengt, datt Kent se gift iwwer si hunn. 6. Jump up from behind a stack of pallets or out of some big freezeryou should see her face! Here STEPH Hey. He really is a handsome man," but, see, that still isn't any big deal to me. Greg ber om urskt och r mycket frstelig. OK? In Reasons to Be Pretty, which completes a trilogy of four-character plays about the unhealthy obsession with physical beauty that began with The Shape of Things, the playwright once again softens his tendency toward cold, clinical assessment with a warming dose of compassion. No, down past the Panda Express. / I see.GREG That's what I'd like. / No, uh-uh, you're not / Ohhh, big fucking deal GREG I do not get you, I really don't STEPH That's because you don't try!GREG Bullshit!STEPH BULLSHIT!She throws the keys back at him, hitting him hard. [5] It opened to critical acclaim on the press night, November 17, 2011, with reviewers claiming it 'was one of the best theatre productions' they had seen in 2011. / It is to me, anyway.She shakes her head, putting an end to that part of the chat.He opens his mouth to say something else but stops himselfwhat's the use?She glances at her watch and checks her phone. (Yawns.) throughout the story, she is furious. No. He's so cute!" / (Beat.) / Or skillet, if you wanna get fancy.GREG Oh. (Dead calm.) I'm sorry but nobody, no-body, even the most clueless of guys, is gonna make that kind of mistake. / (Beat.) But theres compassion and even tenderness running through this play that make it one of his best..", "Playwright/provocateur Neil LaBute has explored our obsession with physical appearance and the way it wreaks havoc on relationships in such works as "Fat Pig" and "The Shape of Things." He claims that Greg would never tell because he is afraid of people disliking him. They took people's hair! He comments that has not seen Kent lately. How gay is that?GREG Very. And I don't know why she's gotta be saying something about me, stirring up trouble I mean, fuck, I wasn't the guy talking shit about some otheryou know. With LaButes writing so sharp and his dialogue so spiky in the interplay between the characters, one wishes he could have found ways to integrate his concerns more seamlessly into the dramatic fabric, without resorting to direct address. The Australian premiere took place in May 2012 at the Darlinghurst Theatre in Sydney, directed by National Institute of Dramatic Arts graduate James Beach and starring Andrew Henry. Which was not meant as any sort of comparison. Carly fortstter att pressa honom och ber Greg att se henne i gonen och sga att han inte vet ngonting. Frying pan. The fact that you rip off your toenails with your teeth and then eat them, or nibble at them, anyway, after you've done it. Greg frsker frklara att han inte lngre ljuger om Kents affr. About you. (Beat.) Not all educated and smart or anything, and not gorgeous, not like some girlsbut I like what I've got and I'm gonna protect that. ", "It takes a tender man to make plays as tough as Neil LaButes. tolerance of others, a more loving approach to running a society), but it has also . Greg apologizes and is understanding. No can do. Liest d'Synopsis an d'Zeecheschrft vum Act One. MAY 25 THROUGH JUNE 24, 2012. Oh, nothing GREG No, seriously. Leave me be. Liest d'Synopsis an d'Zeecheschrft vum Act One. He discloses to her that her date will in the end hurt her sentiments as well, and that he wont be there to support her. You want me to meet you or No, fine. David Gallos versatile set, backed by a container cage of warehouse goods, and Sarah J. Holdens unfussy costumes help cement that grounding among real people. / Sit down.GREG Thanks. You do not know a goddamn thing to do with me is what I've discovered in my four years with you. Greg's best buddy, Kent, and Kent's wife, Carly, also enter into the picture, and the emotional equation becomes exponentially more complicated. Carly keeps on forcing him, asking Greg to look at her without flinching and state he doesnt know anything. Reasons to be Pretty. The first Canadian production was presented in Montreal, at Thtre La Licorne, from November 19 to December 14, 2012 with Quebec French translation by David Laurin and direction by Frdric Blanchette. In Reasons to Be Pretty, Greg's tight-knit social circle is thrown into turmoil when his offhand remarks about a female coworker's pretty face and his own girlfriend Steph's lack thereof get back to Steph. Carly laughed it offshe makes fun of him all the timebut still, that's the kind of stuff I'm talking about. ven om de inte terupplivar relationen representerar karaktrerna i Reasons to Be Pretty en ganska optimistisk syn p relationer och unga amerikaner i medelklassen. Fr vem du r och vad du har gjort, och fr allt du kommer utan tvekan att beg resten av ditt liv. A stupid thing, I know, I agree with that, but it's STEPH Yeah. Peruse the summation and character framework of Act One. Steph, no! Hey, hi, I'm so glad that you Hello? In fact, I've got a little something interesting that has flared up here as of late and I'm gonna just see where the day takes mewhich is what most guys do, right? (Sunday performances are matinees). You coming to practice?GREG Uh-huh, three-thirty. I said one little thing. / Wow, bet she'll be crushed.GREG I'm just saying I'm sick of her acting like a cop even when she's off duty. Don't get her all CARLY Greg, don't start GREG Tell me what else you said! / I'm just saying. Denna pjs fokuserar p kroppsbild inom Amerika, Vad du behver veta om Neil LaButes feta gris, The Dutiful Mother: Mrs Alving frn "Ghosts", verklaganden misslyckas, Georgia avrttar make-mrdaren Kelly Gissendaner, Varfr Tolstojs roman "Anna Karenina" frn 1877 fortfarande resonerar idag, Studiefrgor fr ditt klassrum frn en klassiker frn Kate Chopin. Seriously. At the beginning of the play, he and his girlfriend, Steph, are breaking up because of something he said. GREGlooks around, embarrassed by what's happening.GREG We should probably just / Go. Kent mobbar honom, brottas mot marken och kallar sedan sin ex-flickvn "ful. A tense second-act scene between Sadoski and Perabo, for example, results in an emotional catharsis that is the most singularly heartrending moment in the author's entire body of work. You never have so stop doing that. No.GREG Stephanie, listen / Please STEPH Fuck "please." Athletes get away with that shit because they're always active, chipping away at their bodies. (Beat.) Wanna get some time in the batting cage / Sure you're OK?KENT Good. / Say it! She asks if Greg was out with Kent and girls, but Greg lies and says that it was just guys from work. / No prob.KENT Exactly. It is not that confusingyou opened my eyes to a lot of shit, that's all. Director Terry Kinney keeps the confrontations tense, volatile and mostly unpredictable whether its the awkwardness of long-term male friends with nothing in common beyond their history or the timid mutual explorations of former lovers, negotiating unhealed wounds while gently testing the depths of residual affections. Nevertheless, theres an insightfulness and texture to the observations here thats always compelling. / You know I'd do the same for you totally would, and us guys gotta stick together, right? (If you are unable to audition on April 20, please contact director Beau Bowden via Facebook ahead of time to make arrangements). It's just a thing, it happened, I can't help it.GREG No, I'm sure you probably didn't have much to do with it, really. Fljande r en sammanfattning och analys av hndelserna i Act Two. That's like having two meals.GREG So? Huh? OK? / Then GREG stop. It is tight, tense and emotionally true, and it portrays characters who actually seem part of the world that the rest of us live in. Si erzielt him: "Ech weess net firwat Gott et gemaach huet esou schwier datt mir dir Leit vertrauen, awer hien huet et ferdeg.". Sherecoils and then moves away. Angry now.CARLY Stupid KENT I'm I don't have to go back yet. De Trio vu Stcker (di och d' Form vun Dingen a Fiss Pig ) bezeechnen net duerch Charaktere a Grafiken, awer duerch d'widderhuelend Thema vum Kierper Bild an der amerikanescher Gesellschaft. by Neil LaBute. I can't see KENT Her. / (Pumps his fist.) I've got a remedy, which is to take off and go back to my station. "Women. Pretty much.KENT Even with the over time GREG Agreed. On the 11th of May, less than two weeks after losing her final legal appeal, Mrs Diane Pretty died, under sedation and in the care of a hospice. At the very edge of, like, a cavern or the, you know, the Grand Canyon or whatever thing makes sense to you GREG This doesn't make sense, not what you're saying to me. Sorry that I'm looking at the clock, it's got absolutely no bearing on whether I wanted to see you or notbecause I dobut I'm also trying to be a useful employee which can only be of benefit to our lifestyle and that, I'm seeing now, places me in a bit of a bind. (Beat.) I don't mind it so much, I guess, but she's always in the halls or down on the floor, strutting around, and I hate having to watch myself so much, who I'm talking to or whatever pain in the ass. Carly setzt him drun drm, a freet Greg datt hatt am Auge kuckt an seet, datt hien nischt weess wat. Before I pissed you off? Et gouf nominiert fir dri Tony Awards (Best Play, Best Leading Actress, a Bescht Leading Actor). Reasons to Be Pretty r en hrdkantad komedi skriven av Neil LaBute . / I mean, boy, if you're looking for things to get shitty then OK, but otherwise I wouldn't say a thing like that, not anything about being psycho or that sorta junk. Hien huet mmer erm Greg eng "Pussy" genannt. The result is both absorbing and affecting. Yeah, it's me. "Reasons to Be Pretty" Plot Summary of Act One: In Scene One, Steph is very angry because her boyfriend Greg supposedly said something . It's time to eat and you're, you know, racing around town or whatever, you're not gonna stop and eat, plus the drive backyou're staying with your folks, right?STEPH Yes. I don't see how you could and, and stillI mean, it just isn't possible to feel that kind of, like, hatredI guess that's what it isand still want to be with a person.STEPH Love is blind, shithead. / Thanks.STEPH Doesn't matter, you're just deflecting it again Yes, she heard you guys, clear as day. Thu 17 Nov 2011 19.32 EST. Big time.GREG This is just stupid, so I'm not gonna STEPH Don't do it! Kinda like Gothic.KENT Huh. / I'm going to STEPH Then-do-it. No.GREG OK, then, I don't know what to say to you about this because STEPH The truth. / I barely mentioned you, that's all. Oodles of items that we order with our paychecks off QVC so I don't get why you're busting my balls when I say that I'm trying to be a useful member of my team tonight which can only lead to more work which equals money and additional crap to purchase and wear and eat. It is not. (Beat.) Reasons to Be Pretty (stylized in all-lowercase) is a play by Neil LaBute, his first to be staged on Broadway. Steph is acting like Crazy Horse KENT Exactly. (Looks around.) (Beat.) Your nose. Courtesy Geffen Playhouse. At first, Greg contends that he does not believe that Kent is unfaithful. Carly och Greg hnger i pausrummet. Ever.GREG Yes. Plop!KENT makes the noise again and pokes her in the rib. MEDDLING SPIRITS JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN. Listen, it's weird, I know that, because I don't count looks as my top thing in a guy, not at alllook at Greg. A parking lot. GREG flinches as he opens up an energy snack.KENT What's that?GREG PowerBar.KENT Why're you having that?GREG What do you mean?KENT You just had lunchnow you're having one of those, too?GREG Uh-huh. It is the third and final install. I jmfrelse med huvudpersonen i Fat Pig uppvisar Greg bde mod och osjlviskhet i slutet av pjsen. Thanks for coming.STEPH 'S okay. They haven't brought one a those home since I started working herelast one was in, like, eighty-six or something. / Thank you. / After how she took it.GREG Sure. Happy?GREG What? Huh?! I'm gonna head back now. Further complications surface when Kent begins an affair with the unseen new colleague. Even with all the chocolate on it GREG Huh. You know.GREG Who? Di folgend ass eng Zesummefaassung an Analyse vun den Evenementer am Gesetz Zwee. I'm very OK with it, believe me GREG Whatever (Beat.) It totally matters. Obwuel si net d'Beziung erhalen, d'Charaktere fir d' Reasons ze schissen e relativ optimistesch Blck op d'Beziungen an d'jonk, mttler Klass Amerikaner. [Exit Robin. Carly besicht Greg (deen nach e puer klassesch Literatur liest). and that was about it. February 19, 2017. Reasons to Be Pretty premiered on Broadway in 2008. Type: Dramedy. Keep your damn mouth closed for a minute and listen to me She scrambles into her purse, looking for something. And she's got roommates.GREG Great. Attractive people, they reason, are the big winners of natural selection. / 'Cause it gets dark at night, so.GREG Oh. Just misses him and smashes against the wall.STEPH It fucking isn't!STEPH storms out, leaving GREG alone in the room. They're both being cunts about this GREG Got it. Ta-da!GREG Nice.KENT No shit. Each of the four characters opens up in a monologue, and while Greg, in the final one, gets to articulate fully the themes of the play and his own emotional maturity through experience, the device does feel a little schematic. Lyceum Theatre; 149 W. 45th St., New York, NY; 12101, Defendant moves to dismiss Blazek's Illinois Workers Compensation Act, Illinois Whistleblower Act, and Americans with Disabilities Act claims under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6). (Smiles.) / No?GREG No. (Beat.) Steph and Greg out of the blue experience one another. Steph concedes that she can't quit contemplating Greg, yet simultaneously accepts that she will be a lot more joyful with her prospective spouse. He is also the author of. Another one of the signs of a petty person is that they can be very judgmental of others. That's KENT I'm just not willing to make lunch for myself all week so you can feel like some big-time Clarence Darrowsorry, bro. He hasn't got any "plan"! Even back at school that was true GREG I didn't even think to KENT I'm just saying. I'm not some old person dying in a home somewhere gimme a shoulder and I'll smile at you all happy and forgiving. Is that OK?GREG 'Course. Called me at home.GREG Right, right, that's what I meant CARLY She said stuff to me. In the course of these conversations, you realize anew what a sensitive ear Mr. LaBute has for the uncommonness in common speech of the individuality within everyday language and for how people of all levels of education and eloquence use words as instruments of power What makes this play resonate is less its Big Theme beauty (or lack thereof) and its discontents than how that theme illuminates the insecurities of people who don't feel they have much to offer the world reasons to be pretty is in part about learning to listen. So what?! I need scissors.GREG Oh.STEPH I also have to stop by the apartment and get a few things, too. reasons to be happy The lights pop on. Greg apologizes and is very understanding. If she shows before I get back tell her I'm in the can GREG I'll probably flower it up a bit, but OK. Fine.KENT nods and gathers up his trash, heading for the door. Tried to wait but, you know. / Came to one of our games and asked me out for a drink. and even if I was, ugly, I'm saying, even if I was not cute or close to that, unattractive . Often the writers provocations have been channeled through men who were proudly unrepentant about their ruthlessness, misogyny and immorality. August 11, 2014 10:48am. Detta irriterar Kent, som knner att Greg r dmande. Motivations to Be Pretty debuted on Broadway in 2008. I'm sorry that I wanted to go early or whatever Damn. In 1975, researchers at Stanford invited a group of undergraduates to take part in a study about suicide. I dunno, I'm not Nostradamus.GREG Yeah, good, thanks for clearing that up, 'cause I was pretty confused KENT I'm just sayingshe gets it, she's aware and there's no problem. They bounce off and scatter on the floor.GREG Oww, dammit! However, Greg has had enough. Yeah. Today we announced vertical tabs, a feature that helps you easily find and manage many open tabs at once. I'm taking the bedroom TV. Scene One - After the Break Up Act Two of Reasons to Be Pretty begins in the lobby of a restaurant. People! Four years that are now gone so totally lost and gone that it makes me cry when I see any little bit from our time together. Different paths or some shitwhat the hell was all that crap? Fuckers GREG Uh-huh. More about the women of Reasons To Be Pretty in our next post. Seeds.KENT You'd be surprised.GREG Yeah, but I mean, athletes eat 'em all the time. Sometimes that's all it takes for a person to see how life really is, that they are, like, careening down the wrong highwayof life, I'm sayingthat they managed to get off at the wrong exit or to miss a road sign or something Fuck, that analogy sucks but you know what I'm saying here. I am trying to be nice here, to, to, to make up with you or kiss your ass, which is what I figured you were aftergetting on my knees practically to make it up to you but noyou've gotta keep pushing it, pushing me away by saying that we're done and that we're on, what? It is.GREG Yeah, but STEPH I could feel all that and still love you. KENT watches her go.KENT Amazing ass, you know?GREG I dunno, man.KENT You can say it, I don't mind. June 3, 2008. I don't see you doing cardio work or, like, lifting. / Want it on the down low.GREG Kent, take it easy, all right? I never said "ugly. And nothing about me?GREG I'm / I don't think I said any STEPH You didn't say anything about me compared to her? Reasons to Be Pretty by Neil LaBute. Woooaa!KENT Dude, come on! The play opens with the conflict already at boiling point as enraged Steph (Alison Pill) confronts Greg, her partner of four years, about a perceived slight. Konversationen fljer nostalgi fr deras goda tider tillsammans, som sedan vergr till det vlbekanta argumentet om kroppsbild och deras upplsning. (Looks at Carly.) (Beat.) [6], Reasons to Be Pretty has also been put up in San Francisco at San Francisco Playhouse where it opened on March 26. Our playwright develops four characters in his story; Greg, Steph, Carly, and Kent. Now what am I?KENT You know what you are GREG No, I don't, I don't know what the hell you're talking about hereacting all goofy since I walked in tonight.KENT Dude, you've got a big mouth, if you must know the fucking details so bad GREG What? Taking scalps GREG Yep.KENT Noble savages my ass, right? And sometimes you smell. She smacks him, then just as suddenly tries to apologize. Listen to me! A security guard at the same firm, Kents wife Carly (Piper Perabo), reported the conversation back to Steph, who promptly exits the relationship, rebuffing Gregs repeated attempts to make it up to her. Still, no matter how much of a (expletive deleted) Steph can be, her minuses pale in comparison to Kent all-around jerkhood, the magnetic Boffey giving him an unapologetic macho braggadocio outweighed only by the contempt he feels for women in general(and Carly in particular),a role Hunt bringsto vital, multi-dimensional life, making us see how beauty can be nearly as much of a curse as its lack is purported to be. $30-$70. Greg's best friend Kent is married to Steph's best friend Carly, and when things start collapsing in Steph and Greg's life, Carly and Kent are pulled in for the ride. Margot Lee Shetterly. I left mine in my other purse.GREG Fine.STEPH OK then. Wear deodorant or perfume. The story takes place during the spring in present day Pittsburgh. We see Greg, Steph, Carly and Kent deal with the pressures of what it means to be 'pretty', and observe how the four friends manage the infidelity, betrayal and deceit . De Greg knnt endlech op Kent, net nmmen well hien onbestnneg ass, net nmmen well hien e Adulterer ass, an net nmme winst senge Kommentaren iwwer Steph. Very cryptic, my friend.KENT That's 'cause you're Don't worry about it.GREG What? Steph and Greg unexpectedly encounter each other. / And roses STEPH No! Fuck.GREG Uh-huh. Reasons to Be Pretty adalah sebuah komedi keras yang ditulis oleh Neil LaBute. Don't. GREG and KENT sitting around the break room of their workplace. Beauty is deeper than sex (or lust). 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Premiere on 6 September, 2012 Preview Performances at reduced prices on 3, 4 and 5 September Peformances Tuesday to Saturday at 19.30 Hours Matinee Performances at 11.00 Hours on Tuesdays and Fridays beginning 11 September. You can even cuff me if you wanna CARLY No, I'm tired of you now.KENT That's nice.CARLY I am.KENT Well, damn, baby, I don't know what sort of remedy I've got for that CARLY I do. He tells her that her date will eventually hurt her feelings too, and that he wont be there to help her. He scrambles to get the call before it's gone.GREG Hello, yes? Your teeth are OKjustbut I don't like your lips at all. She tells him: I dont know why God made it so hard for us to trust you guys but he did, and it sucks. Federal law makes it illegal for most employers to fire an employee because of the employee's race, gender, national origin, disability, religion, genetic information, or age (if the person is at least 40 years old). 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